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Tekntrash Alpha Review: 2000 mm, 6 DOF, 150 m/s — The Card Is Broken

This listing says 2000 mm, 30 kg, 6 kg payload, 7 hours, 6 DOF and 150 m/s. That is not a humanoid spec sheet.

Tekntrash Alpha Review: 2000 mm, 6 DOF, 150 m/s — The Card Is Broken

Quick Answer

Tekntrash Alpha is the most internally broken card in this pass: 2000 mm height, 30 kg mass, 6 kg payload, 7 hours, 6 degrees of freedom, 150 m/s. A 30 kg machine that is two metres tall with six joints does not run at 150 metres per second. The old 7.8 score was the stencil refusing to notice.

Our Verdict

Field Rating Notes
Overall Review Score 2.5 / 10 Unusable numbers. Name only.
Commercial readiness 1.0 / 10 No MSRP.
Consumer readiness 0 / 10
Autonomy confidence Unknown
Best for Documenting a failed scrape
Biggest concern 150 m/s on a 6 DOF card

What it is

A listing that includes the word Tekntrash. That may be a company name. The hardware table cannot be reviewed as a humanoid.

What is published

Those six figures. 6 DOF is industrial-arm territory, not a biped. 150 m/s is not a walking speed.

Flaws

Every headline number fights the others. Stencil FAQ still asked buyer questions as if this were Atlas-class.

Real-world usefulness

None until a real Tekntrash product page replaces this card. We will not invent one.

Full specs and images

Tekntrash Alpha profile · All humanoid reviews.

FAQ

Is this a humanoid?

Not on a 6 DOF / 150 m/s card.

Who makes it?

The name says Tekntrash. Our profile still treated the maker as blank.

Can I buy it?

No public MSRP, and no coherent spec to buy against.

Sources

This site’s Tekntrash Alpha profile only. No invented product sheet.